On the first day of Christmas, my leaders gave to me,
A flipping lobbyist who wants to go free.
On the second day of Christmas, my leaders gave to me,
Two censure resolutions and a flipping lobbyist who wants to go free.
On the third day of Christmas, my leaders gave to me,
Three spying apologists (
Cheney,
Gonzalez and
Cornyn), two censure resolutions and a flipping lobbyist who wants to go free.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my leaders gave to me,
Four Christmas warmongers (
here,
here,
here and
here), three spying apologists, two censure resolutions and a flipping lobbyist who wants to go free.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my leaders gave to me,
Five republicans filibustering, four Christmas warmongers, three spying apologists, two censure resolutions and a flipping lobbyist who wants to go free.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my leaders gave to me,
Six more months of Patriot Act abuses, five republicans filibustering, four Christmas warmongers, three spying apologists, two censure resolutions and a flipping lobbyist who wants to go free.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my leaders gave to me,
Seven O’Reilly lies, six more months of Patriot Act abuses, five republicans filibustering, four Christmas warmongers, three spying apologists, two censure resolutions and a flipping lobbyist who wants to go free.
On the eight day of Christmas, my leaders gave to me,
Eight republican challengers, seven O’Reilly lies, six more months of Patriot Act abuses, five republicans filibustering, four Christmas warmongers, three spying apologists, two censure resolutions and a flipping lobbyist who wants to go free.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my leaders gave to me,
Nine state Christmas cards, eight republican challengers, seven O’Reilly lies, six more months of Patriot Act abuses, five republicans filibustering, four Christmas warmongers, three spying apologists, two censure resolutions and a flipping lobbyist who wants to go free.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my leaders gave to me,
Tenth Congressional District Democrats, nine state Christmas cards, eight republican challengers, seven O’Reilly lies, six more months of Patriot Act abuses, five republicans filibustering, four Christmas warmongers, three spying apologists, two censure resolutions and a flipping lobbyist who wants to go free.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my leaders gave to me,
Eleven months ‘till elections, Tenth Congressional District Democrats, nine state Christmas cards, eight republican challengers, seven O’Reilly lies, six more months of Patriot Act abuses, five republicans filibustering, four Christmas warmongers, three spying apologists, I’m getting tired, two censure resolutions and a flipping lobbyist who wants to go free.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my leaders gave to me,
An unfinished twelve step plan, eleven months ‘till elections, Tenth Congressional District Democrats, nine state Christmas cards, eight republican challengers, seven O’Reilly lies, six more months of Patriot Act abuses, five republicans filibustering, four Christmas warmongers, three spying apologists, two censure resolutions and a flipping lobbyist who wants to go free.