BREAKING: Obama gets another Illinois Super Duper Delegate

Today from her office under the warm covers on this unseasonably cold May morning, Democat has come out in support of Barack Obama despite a long history with former Clinton family member, Socks. She was quoted as muttering something about a family that gets rid of its family cat after the White House and remembered how the Bush family got rid of it's red tabby cat, Ernie, before moving in to the White House, "and look what happened to the country." she growled.

Democat believes that Obama is the candidate who will do something about the high cost of catfood and says that, due to his height, he looks like he has a comfortable and roomy lap for her to nap on.

Sorry if the headline gave you heart palpatations, but it will probably do wonders for my ratings. Happy Women's Power Luncheon Day! I cannot wait to see Valerie Plame and Michelle Obama. Democat is staying home to phone bank for Obama.